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&#8216;Twas the night before Christmas and all through the housenot a creature was stirring, except for the snow blower next to me; I&#8217;d actually prefer a mouse.The stockings were hung by the chimney, not with care, but with thumbtacks,in the hopes that Mama Claus remembers to put some Crown Royal in at least two of them, or just some generic beer.The &#8220;children&#8221; were nestled all snug in their beds,as visions of throwing up the Pabst Blue Ribbon they syphoned from their aunt&#8217;s refrigerator during Christmas Eve Dinner danced in their muddled heads.Nancy in his jammies, and I in my Peruvian clay mask, his sleep incredibly deep,&#8220;The Real Housewives of Atlanta&#8221; ended, we&#8217;d just settled our brains for a mediocre night&#8217;s sleep.Then, outside our window we heard such a clatter,I rose from the bed, fell down because of my vertigo and crawled to the window to see what was the matter.The moon on the blonde head of a man-child falling in the snow, gave luster to the recycling bins, below,and what to my one good eye should appear but an Uber driver dumping off an apparition, who was putting on a drunk show.After disembarking the Uber, he recovered in no time, so lively and quick,I knew in a moment it must be my son, St. Nick.More rapid than eagles his curses they came,he whistled, he shouted and he called someone a name.&#8220;Now, Andy! Carm!Now, Trent and Adam!Zach! Steve!Now Dom and Kyle!To the top of the porch!To the top of the wall!Now dash away! Dash away!Dash away all! To get me another six- pack.&#8221;That poor Uber driver earned every centas his dry heaves began before the wild hurricane flew,his lunch met with pavement.So up to the house-top his Converse they flew,with a pocket full of Mohegan Sun chips, and some lottery tickets, too.And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roofhe must&#8217;ve been on all fours, because I heard each little hoof.As I drew in my head, and was turning around,down the chimney drunk St. Nick came with a bound.He was dressed all in North Face, from his head to his foot,and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.A bundle of empty bottles he had flung on his back,and he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.His eyes &#8212; how they twinkled! His dimples how merry!His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!His droll little mouth, with dried-up spit, drawn up like a bow,and the itty bitty beard of his chin was as white as the snow.Another broken cell phone he held tight in his teeth,that makes his fourth one this year, but who&#8217;s counting, we have no more to bequeath.He had a broad, happy face and a little beer belly,that shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly.He was as happy as a pig in poop, a right jolly old elf,and I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself.A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,made him believe I wasn&#8217;t going to kill him when he finally made it to bed.He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,turned all the stockings upside down, looking for beef jerk.Finding none, but eating all the pepper cookies on the counter,he gave up, drank some milk and headed to the toilet, to ponder.He sprang up the steps, and gave a shout,to his brother who was sound asleep, out for the count.St. Nick wanted to play Xbox and stay up all night,and I heard him exclaim, when I yelled at him to retire,&#8220;Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!&#8221;He&#8217;s so grounded.<style>
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<div class="metaInfo"><bylineMeta>Maria Jiunta HeckLife Deconstructed</bylineMeta></div><div class="metaInfo"><shirttailMeta>Maria Jiunta Heck of West Pittston is a mother of three and a business owner who lives to dissect the minutiae of life. Send Maria an email at mariajh40@msn.com.</shirttailMeta></div>

Life Deconstructed: ‘Twas a typical night in the Heck home