Would Have Been A Crime Not To Pass 1994 Crime Bill
Since Its Passage In 1994 Amid Cries Of ``pork, Government Window-dressing,
Clinton Boondoogle'' And Taunts About Midnight Basketball Games Played By
Juvenile Delinquents In Stolen Sneakers, The Omnibus Crime Package Of 1994 Has
Brought Nothing But Welcome Relief To Our Local Police Departments.