Hazleton Only At Half-time In Fixing Up Harman-geist
Maybe A Hazard Sign Would Be Appropriate. It Could Be Mounted Above The
Harman-geist Stadium Gates: ``warning: Bone-eating Turf! Car-cracking Flying
Objects! Use Of This Facility May Be Hazardous.''
It's Not An Image We Embrace, But It Is One We Can Foresee, If Things Don't
Change.